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This Is Torture

Men. Do not listen to this. This is TORTURE. “Damn…does he not know where my pussy hole is?” to “KEEEEEEEP MEEEEEE NEAR THEEEEEEEEEEEEE CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRD!!!” to “I wonder where I would hide his body when I fuck him and suck…
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He’s Late

He’s late. Humph. Figures. But I know one thing, he’s not going to touch me and I won’t even acknowledge his presence. What should I do to let him know I’m pissed? Ok, first let me get out of bed,…
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Tatted Up

This tattoo itches. NOBODY told me it’d be like this. I want a refund. *throws tantrum* However…I’d get 100 tattoos all over my body… before I re-pierce my nipples. …… oh yea…and I could go for a cunning linguist right…
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Well there you have it folks. Eat your fruits! *giggles* I’m glad I don’t have to worry about this. He eats plenty of fruits apparently. *purrs*