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Female Condoms

Oh yea, a topless tea party…I got one of these! I’ve never seen one in real life! *gasps* It’s like seeing a unicorn…or something like that. Apparently they’re expensive. O.o Kinda sad that it’ll probably never get used by me….
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My Friend’s Little Sister

Him: But I have some morals…I can’t mess with my friend’s little sister. Me: Either you want me or you don’t. It’s up to you. I’m not going to do anything if you don’t want me to. All you have…
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You wouldn’t think there was an art to flicking a woman’s bic. I’m convinced that some men just DON’T know the anatomy of women. And even worse, some women don’t know their OWN anatomy. It’s one thing to try and…
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Git Thee Away from Me SATAN!!!

*throws holy water* What the…. …you got to be out your mind thinking that is going ANTYWHERE near me. I like my vagina. She’s been good to me. I don’t want to end up in the hospital… or screaming from…
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My Former School Officer

So. When I was in high school…we had this SEH-CK-SEEEEEE ass school officer. Talk about a walking wet dream. So young and hip and cool. Pretty sure every chick in that school wanted to sit on his face and some…
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