Oh how relevant this still is…apparently.
To have dated me and attempt to slut shame me is just plain silly.
I am the best slutty slut slut OUTCHEA!
You won’t forget me.
But please continue to try.
My sluttiness will haunt your dreams and waking moments.
My whoredom oozes from my pores.
My hoe-acious ways sing a siren song. Don’t listen.
My skankaliciousness is blinding. Close your eyes.
Just make sure you get my ‘body count’ right next time.
*blows a slutty kiss*
Time to go play with Fuck Toy #43.